It seems like there is a new story every week about a cop drawing out his gun and shooting harmless people. It's not really anything new. It's just technology has gotten to a point of making it so that we can catch cops doing it. It's been going on since there has been cops. Just like how herpes has always been around but it took some scientist to say, "Hey that's herpes". It's always the same type of people that they shoot. They always seem to have some things in common:
-They like hip hop music
-They tend to wear hoodies, baggy clothes, or anything else that one of Stringer Bell's lackeys would wear on
The Wire
Thanks to how our society operates a lot of us relate that to someone that needs to be shot instead looking at them as someone whom deals with life's twists and turns just like the rest of us. You show me a thug that needs to be shot and I'll show you a walking bad of flesh wearing a Lacoste shirt that needs to be smoked more for the sake of making the lines shorter at Chipotle. I have compiled a list actually. This is a list of people that the cops should take their anger out on when the Krispy Kreme light is off.
1. People that are against vaccinations
source: (http://wonkette.com/578360/calling-someone-an-anti-vaxxer-just-like-racism-and-gay-bashing-says-professionally-stupid-man)
The only difference between these people and sewer rats is that you can't go to jail for running a rat over with an SUV. That might be dehumanizing but we are talking about people that should be exterminated. I'm talking about people that are threats and it doesn't get much more threatening than small pox. Thug on thug crime might kill a lot of people but diseases have killed hundreds of milllions. Diseases that were the reason why vaccines were created in the first place. Yet we have these jerk offs that don't want to vaccinate their kids or themselves because they're "healthy". It's disgusting. They are like those people that refuse to shower once a day because, "They aren't dirty". Guess what? If you have gone more than 8 hours without a shower then you are dirty and that's if you haven't had a strenuous workout or taken part in a creampie gangbang. Even a regular gangbang. Nasty motherfuckers.
If you don't vaccinate yourself or your kids you are a sick dirty fuck and a threat. You're willing to risk the health of yourself and others because of some pseudo-science that claims vaccines cause autism. A claim which has been thoroughly proven wrong time and time again. These people should be shackled in a paddy wagon and given the same "rough ride" that Freddie Gray got. I think a few broken necks would get them back in line. That would teach them to not listen to Jenny McCarthy.
2. People that don't tip 20%
I have worked in food and beverage for about 10 years now; anyone that works in it knows that it sucks. It's a soul sucking job where you have to kiss more ass than a pornstar just to pay your bills. Most of these jobs are set up so that your income comes primarily from tips. It should be illegal but we are too consumed with what's going on with Taylor Swift's
period career to care. When the tips are good it's not so bad but when you have some pretentious dip shit that looks like he just came from the golf club while tipping you $2 on a two hundred dollar order it makes you want to drown them in Woodbridge. Every restaurant should have a cop on duty that shoots one of these jerk offs in the knee cap. It's not just the Woodbridge crowd. Every sect of humanity has their share of cheap assholes that need to learn how to be considerate of people that handle their food.
3. Cops That Abuse Their Authority
The whole point of this article is because of these closeted bigots with itchy trigger fingers. They are the type that see having a badge as a right to shit all over everyone and anyone that isn't lining their pockets. They don't care about protecting and serving the people. They just care about robbing them anyway they can while they make cops that look out for the community look bad. It's all about money and power to them. They'd rather sit on their fat asses and stoke their clubs to daydreams of 18 holes of golf while writing tickets instead of stopping actual crime. That's on their good days. On their bad days they can be seen on Youtube slamming teenagers on the ground for being at a pool party, kicking hand cuffed people in the head, and shooting Walter Scott in the back. They justify these actions by claiming they were in danger even though the last time I checked an unarmed suspect running from them is about as threatening as a treadmill. Yeah it might suck to actually burn some calories to do your job but if a cop is that lazy they do have these things called radios.
Good cops should have the legal right to shove a funnel down these douche bags' throats and feed them Clorox. That might clean them up.
4. Rapists
5. Paedophiles
6. Anyone that needs an explanation for 4 and 5.
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7. Dudes that say, "Bro"
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Here's a group of dudes that could use some blood splatter on their favorite Ed Hardy shirt. They walk around acting like they get more pussy than Wilt Chamberlain and could beat a prime Anderson Silva in a street fight. They also have the mental aptitude of Kim Kardashian's clit. They ruin the gym. They ruin the bars. They'd ruin Syria if it wasn't already Syria. They also call everyone with a dick their bro. I don't even call my brother that. I have called him dick head, asshole, douchebag, fucktard, and the Aryan Hope (he has blonde hair and blue eyes) but I have never called him bro. I do also tell him I love him because he is family but I never refer to him like we have been in a frat. 8 out of every 10 fights that I had to stop or finish while bouncing in a club was due to one of these idiots. The rest have been either wannabe thugs or chicks. On the flip side I have had yet to see one thug start a fight in a club since thugs only fight over real shit like drugs or prostitutes. I have had a few bow up to me but that's all that has happened because gingers have crazy in their eyes too. They know when it ain't worth it.
8. Thomas Ravenel
Last but not least is this jerk off that should have his sinuses cleared with pepper spray before his bowels get emptied with a taser. Besides looking like Andy Griffith with a coke habit he is a former South Carolina state treasurer and the star of the cocaine fuled jizz stain of a tv show called
Southern Charm. This dude is about as charming as an antibiotic resistant strain of syphilis. I don't even think he should be shot over his drug issues. He should be shot over his woman beating issues and his nonchalant attitude towards it. He has a nasty habit of getting drunk and beating women that already have enough daddy issues. I actually had a friend tell me about how he came up on a girl that was holding her face and crying on King Street which is one of the main strips of the Charleston Peninsula. He asked her what was wrong and she pulled her hand away to reveal that half her face was covered in blood. He got the cops to come and when they went through her phone whose number came up? None other than good-ole T-Rav. Furthermore he uses his family's pull to make sure that he never faces any repercussions for it besides that which he gets from the court of public opinion.
9. People That Use Religious Freedom To Condemn Same Sex Marriage while engaging in Same Sex relations.
The trouser cake in the blazer above is Phillip Hinkle. He is a representative of the Utopia of Homophobia know as the state of Indiana. He is but one of a long list of the biggest and most malicious groups of anti-gay rights disciples whom have turned out to actually be into cock themselves. These guys have no problem with trying to force themselves on barely adult males and paying them to be quiet. Furthermore they do everything within their power to impose on their civil rights with legislation that just rings with essence of the Nuremberg Laws. Their excuse? Their religious beliefs which is pretty funny when you think about it. They have no problem being inside of other guys yet they preach it's a sin yet they want they want a guy named Jesus inside of them. They just need to be straight up shot in the balls since they have no respect for what anyone else does with what's between their legs; gay, straight, or bi.
10. Guys that claim to be Asexual
Speaking of guys that need to be castrated via hollow point are these spurts of cock dust whose only arousal comes from World of Warcraft. These dudes are the virginal equivalent of a drug dealer that says he doesn't like money; the cream of the creeps. They claim that they aren't interested in sex just like how mobsters in mafia movies would invite a snitch for a "car ride". In this case it's not a greasy Sicilian that's going to be on the wrong side of some trauma but drunken passed out women. They look for any opportunity to get laid even if it's not exactly legal and when they get caught in the act they claim they there were only going to give a foot message because they are asexual. I actually had to intervene in such a scenario because such a creep was attempting to take advantage of friend of mine. He followed her to her house, entered her apartment with her, and then started putting his hands on her until she got a hold of me on the phone. Eventually he got on it and I asked him if he had permission to be in her apartment and he said, "In a manner of speaking". That would be like if I shot up a Dallas police station from an armored van and said that Grand Theft Auto told me to do it in a manner of speaking.
It's not that these assholes aren't into sex. They just aren't into
consensual sex. Just like priests that claim to be celibate but what they really mean is that there favorite spot to pick up sexual partners is Toys 'R' Us by the section that has the G.I. Joes. Honestly if the cops were to castrate these assholes they might as well go one stop further double tap them in between the eyes.
