Justice for the Charleston Shooting..

So it's been about a week and the sense of tragedy has kind of set in long enough for the anger to take hold. I am angry about it even though many think I have no right to be. A friend of mine's Aunt was murdered by Dylann Roof. Another victim was a customer at the pizza place that I work at. It happened a block down from the pizza place that I work at. It has affected everyone I know in the Charleston community including myself. It is bringing the Confederate Flag down and hopefully it will bring some positive changes to a state that has long swept issues dealing with racism under the rug. Bringing a flag down that has come to represent hatred and tyranny, or heritage as it's supporters refer to it, is only a step in the right direction. A direction that John F. Kennedy, Martin Luther King Jr., Malcolm X, and Nelson Mandela intended.

This isn't just an issue dealing with hate crimes, terrorism, gun rights, or even human rights. This is an issue that deals with justice and justice is supposed to be blind. It's not supposed to be based on looks but on facts. It's suppose to bring equilibrium that has been upset by a malicious anomaly such as Dylann Roof. I have some ideas for justice that take all of the dynamics involved in this atrocity into account. Here they are:

1. Say Race War One More Time Time Muthafucka!

You give‪ Dylann Roof the death penalty. Then you get Samuel L. Jackson. Nothing says justice like Samuel L. He played Shaft. Not just layed it; played it. You have him dress up like Jules from Pulp Fiction. You sit Roof down in a chair. You give Dylann Roof some Burger King since Big Kahuna Burger doesn't exist. The cops certainly didn't have a problem with buying him a Whopper. You have Jules walk in the room. He takes a bite of Roof's burger and a sip of his Sprite before he begins to recite Ezekiel 25:17. After he recites that verse you have him shoot Roof right in the fucking head. That would be justice. Roof being put to death via a Bible Quote. He shot up a Bible study. He gets shot up during a Bible Study. Justice muthafucka!

2. Johnny "Bones" Jones

Obviously Dylan is going to be spending some time in jail which is basically a zoo for humans. Dylan is going to be a caged animal. That's not really enough even if he is put to death. He needs to be punished on a daily basis. Long story short he needs to have his ass whooped by someone that is used to whooping ass in a cage. Luckily we have the perfect candidate whom is in some legal trouble himself. None other than the former UFC light heavyweight champ Jon Jones. He's called "Bones" due to his "skinny" frame. A frame that he has used to slice his opponents' heads open with elbow strikes.  I think we can all agree that Roof could stand lose some hemoglobin not to mention a few broken limbs. 

You can make Jones cell mates with Roof. I'm sure the American public won't have a problem with a few laws being bent to make it happen. Roof could be beat day in and day out by a Black Christian. I'm sure Roof would appreciate that irony while losing consciousness to the sight of Jone's Phillippians tattoo.

3. Roof is on Fire

Once Roof is dead he is going to need a proper funeral since our society is dead set on respecting those whom have zero respect for us. Roof didn't care about freedom of speech. He didn't care about equality. He didn't care about human rights. He didn't care about anything other white supremacy what it represents and what it is represented by. So why not give him a burial that is both fitting, ironic, and in the spirit Viking rituals to send a clear message to these wanna-be Norse nut jobs.

Roof loves the Confederate flag...

Since he loved that flag so much we wrap him up in it so he can be a bigoted mummy of sorts. A relic of an age that needed to die on January 1st of 1865. After he's wrapped up in this symbol of hate and cousin fucking he can be nailed to a wooden cross since white supremacists have a particular fondness of of those. After that you attach the cross to a crane and douse Roof's Good Ole boy colored death cocoon in gasoline while everyone sings Tupac's "Hail Mary" in concert. Then you have Beyonce set it on fire with a flamethrower. Once he's all nice and crispy you lift it up in the crane and put the flames out by dropping Roof in vat of raw sewage so that he can sink with the rest of turds. You broadcast all of this on ABC, NBC, CBS, CNN, Fox News, BET, and MTV since the younger generation needs to get the point too.

And there you have it. Just one Gingers idea on how to kill a racist with a bowl haircut while making the bigots aware that shit like this will not stand any longer.

Until next time this is Mr. Ginger. Have fun. Be safe. Keep the kids away from country music and a have them listen to some Biggie.